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alix
@AlixRayner
Hahaha just think of all pissed up phone calls everyone's gonna be getting today
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alix
@AlixRayner
Not got energy to try with people anymore, if u wanna go n be a dickhead, u go and be a dickhead hun
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alix
@AlixRayner
Cant believe i found this guy in corp pic.twitter.com/eoFeD6T7vP
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alix
@AlixRayner
why is this so funny pic.twitter.com/ii3ET86SGP
Retweet of status by @dogtextings
alix
@AlixRayner
Self confidence is at a strong 0.3
alix
@AlixRayner
Karl Pilkington is going on im a celebrity omfg
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alix
@AlixRayner
Some peoples priorities are laughable, constantly seeing folk arse lick people who treat them like shit, n ignore their proper mates
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alix
@AlixRayner
When parents say "come and entertain our guest"
Am I a belly dancer?
Am I a belly dancer?
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alix
@AlixRayner
Can't deal with impractical jokers
Alix
@AlixRayner
If you take the things I say 100% serious, then we probably can't be friends.
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Alix
@AlixRayner
I COULD DIE pic.twitter.com/LK7lKqhUY1
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
