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Al
@AlliLaux
My dad bought me a pizza cutter and a stapler and said Merry Christmas in July..
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Al
@AlliLaux
Country concert forecast is not looking too cute
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Al
@AlliLaux
I'm an aunt Trevor Nathan Barhorst 7 pounds 2 ounces 21 inches long. Lots of hair. I'm completely in love (pictures later)
Al
@AlliLaux
One person making you genuinely happy is pretty neat
Al
@AlliLaux
@schertinga @kenziekleinhenz he needs those
Al
@AlliLaux
My dad just said if they want people to volunteer to go to Mars they should send the people who have life in prison.. okay Ted
Alli
@AlliLaux
Me to my 5 yeah old "Better hurry and get your Legos picked up."
Him "Can't. I'm a sloth."
Him "Can't. I'm a sloth."
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Alli
@AlliLaux
Win or lose we still booze @ The Ohio State University instagram.com/p/-Y2XJlwcav10โฆ
Alli
@AlliLaux
L O L @ everything that happens to me
Alli
@AlliLaux
Then he proceeded to say "oh man that means I gotta make it to 94 years old then.."
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
