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Allison Sparling
@Allisomething
Walk into a kitchen where Goo Goo Dolls is playing and two guys are making me fish tacos like this is my jaaaam
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Allison Sparling
@Allisomething
For some people is when they are sad or loving something a lot. For me it is when I am cutting onions. Every. Time.
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Allison Sparling
@Allisomething
me RT @gracedent: 'pass the quality street, I really fancy a toffee penny' - psychopaths, everywhere.
Allison Sparling
@Allisomething
@shortpresents that lil jerk is priceless
Allison Sparling
@Allisomething
@velocipietonne sometimes I think of how awesome my kids would be and then I remember how awesome I am without kids *peanut butter emoji
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
