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Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
Trying to talk to Alex and he says "Allison it's Rick and Morty time this is when I shut you off" OK
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Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
Chloe thinks this will help with convincing my dad to get her a dog. She doesn't stop pic.twitter.com/9ArRxruNiM
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Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
My dad asked my brother in front of our whole family if he could use his laptop and he said "yeah let me go delete my history real quick"
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
I'm just not ready to see all my best friends at different spots on the snap map
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
@MaggieStrom @alexagracecox @AlexAlaniz_ Maggie you and every table around were the best couple
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
*Singing body like a backroad*
Alex: "it's body like a bad hoe"
Chloe: "I thought it was driving with my ass closed?"
Alex: "it's body like a bad hoe"
Chloe: "I thought it was driving with my ass closed?"
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
Lord help me pass chemistry
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Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
You may be smart but it's too bad you're not smart enough to stay out of other people's relationships
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
This is what happens when my mom lets Chloe get a "cute cat" shirt and doesn't look at it before she orders it pic.twitter.com/cpfV2SdaBD
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
My little sister asked me if she can cuss because my brother has been and I said no then she called me a whore
Allison Buckingham
@Allisonn_87
Cierras boyfriend just called her to ask how to make top ramen
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
