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Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
I wish I worked at a cool place where I could, at the very least, do some cool Halloween makeup tonight.
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Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
The waitress asked me if I was under 12 for the kids buffet. I don't know how to feel
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
Maybe the jerk who drove me off the road and left me in the ditch in the snow should be here paying for the damages to my car.
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
Apparently our flight is playing the game "let's see how many times we can delay this flight until we just end up canceling it"
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
Read an article about a girl who quit her job and moved to an island and now that's all I'm thinking about..
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
Time to burrito myself in my comforter and pretend today didn't actually happen
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Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
All the new shirts I bought for Florida were a different size than what was on the hanger so yay guess I get to take them back
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
When your professor gets a sub instead of canceling class like a normal college professor
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
Canceled classes would be so much better if the teacher sent an email and didn't just post it on the door when you're already there
Allyssa
@Ally_Lynnn
Me rn pic.twitter.com/HrNzcGY5CI
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
