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Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
Beer? Drink that.
Tahoe? Drive that.
Gun? Shoot that.
Sleeves? Forget that.
Freedom? Have that.
Happy 4th of July
Tahoe? Drive that.
Gun? Shoot that.
Sleeves? Forget that.
Freedom? Have that.
Happy 4th of July
Retweet of status by @steelymatthew2
05 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Beer? Drink that.
Tahoe? Drive that.
Gun? Shoot that.
Sleeves? Forget that.
Freedom? Have that.
Happy 4th of July πΊπΈ
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Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
Damn they breaking everything pic.twitter.com/oibXJtZ8Sk
Retweet of status by @FunnyBrawls
11 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn they breaking everything ππ https://t.co/oibXJtZ8Sk
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26 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No sense in downloading "Sprinkle of Jesus" when I see the quote notification 281082 times on Snapchat a day π
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
Hit the gym? who is Jim? . pic.twitter.com/1WWql7yTnd
Retweet of status by @FunnyQuotees
15 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hit the gym? who is Jim? ππΎ. https://t.co/1WWql7yTnd
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
If your boyfriend looks more like your girlfriend, it's time for a haircut.
14 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your boyfriend looks more like your girlfriend, it's time for a haircut. π€¦π»ββοΈ
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
I'll never be the girl that's ok with being someone's #2. I'm either your #1 or nothing at all. Choose wisely.
14 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'll never be the girl that's ok with being someone's #2. I'm either your #1 or nothing at all. Choose wisely. π€·π»ββοΈ
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
Idk how I'm not 400 pounds yet. I'm constantly eating.
09 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Idk how I'm not 400 pounds yet. I'm constantly eating. π€¦π»ββοΈ
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Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
Hell no. Call me at a decent hour. twitter.com/cleafknows/staβ¦
27 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hell no. Call me at a decent hour. π
π» https://t.co/NA1hQLEykV
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
First thing on my list when I get back twitter.com/lowkeylocationβ¦
Retweet of status by @TravisLaRue
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First thing on my list when I get back π https://t.co/1M5Rh1Nf01
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
My grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid"
Retweet of status by @kaela_steinman
12 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid" π
Allyson
@AllysonnTaylorr
when babe does corny shit like this for you pic.twitter.com/fqeuOT29YD
Retweet of status by @vibeswithbabe
04 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote when babe does corny shit like this for you π©β€οΈ https://t.co/fqeuOT29YD
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ