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αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
Thick thighs save lives but they ruin jeans
Retweet of status by @natalieeight
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αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
@TeinyshaP @mldauber I’m just a smart mouthed asshole
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Jingle bells
Her pussy smells
But Santa wants a nut
So he turned her around
She sat down
And he poked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
No clue who Michele Dauber (@mldauber) was until today… but I’m one of those she blocked
Good riddance to a ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Good riddance to a ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
Jingle bells
Her pussy smells
But Santa wants a nut
So he turned her around
She sat down
And he poked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @WtfKayla69
αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
Don’t send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked......
Retweet of status by @23akathelegend
αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
All I’m saying is that I feel like you were warned & here we are
αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
*throwing antidepressants at the people of the world like popcorn*
Try to catch them in your mouth!
Try to catch them in your mouth!
Retweet of status by @kiiimdaaa
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αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
Lying & misleading executive leadership is totally okay if you are also flirting with them & wearing low cut tops.
I know this now
I know this now
αиʝα ☠️
@AlongCameAnja
I’m at the “you can’t take it with you” phase of my life.
More experiences. Less stuff.
More experiences. Less stuff.
Retweet of status by @PwrFulWmn
αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
“APEX PREDATOR, BITCH!!” I screamed at the cricket I took out with my cheetah print fly swatter
αиʝα 🍒
@AlongCameAnja
Kinda proud of us both in this moment... I’m going to quietly enjoy it
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
