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Kaz
@AlpanKarim
How weird are them people who view every single one of your insta stories but don’t follow youembarrassing
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Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
How do lads last 30 seconds during sex fully don’t get it. I last 5.
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Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
@SawdayNathan @ScottishBantrr @Caitthorne Boy got same trim as you1 all over and fuck my life up
Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
Hardest thing in the world is not being able to control your thoughts
Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
A year since this rat @ForbesxxBrooke stole £170 off me and never sent my creamfields ticket don't be fooled. pic.twitter.com/Eq06W8kg16
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Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
Can’t believe Ben just told me he loved me, talk about being keen
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Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
7 days until power
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Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
“I don’t getwhyifthe nameNiamhis pronouncedNeevwhyisn’t Stevespelt Stiamh and Steven spe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
Taken me 19 years to realise that Eminem is called Eminem because his initials are M&M... Fuck
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Karim Alpan
@AlpanKarim
What a set by @kinnermanmusic at @ForbidenForest pic.twitter.com/zuoltIkXD2
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
