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Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
That's my aunty y'all twitter.com/Alpha_Im_Mega/β¦
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Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
Clear a shein cart? More like clear my Nordstrom cart.
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Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
In my next lifeβ¦
I am not with the boss babe thing AT ALL. Housewife me please because I am miserable rn.
I am not with the boss babe thing AT ALL. Housewife me please because I am miserable rn.
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
Why I feel like I miss something?
Minding the business that pays really sucks today eh.
Minding the business that pays really sucks today eh.
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
Why do I get a high from roasting my friends and waiting for their clapback? I know they're going to drag me this time, but I love it.
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
Khai vomit all over me
I am putting him out with the trash for collection.
I am putting him out with the trash for collection.
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
When I like your voice, getting voicenotes make me
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Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
The wave of depression that comes with making payments on a student loan. Adulting is trash.
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
@Lylakins @Pino_Gorgio I'll give you my government bonds.
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
Mlle Lagon
@Alpha_Im_Mega
God I pray whoeverβs intentions arenβt pure you remove them from my life
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
