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Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
My room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone.. I can make your bed rock
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Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
Reaching for the phone all groggy and asleep trying to answer and then it falls between the wall and bed.... I was like
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Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
I walk into a salon and they give me a bag full of products worth up to 100 bucks. It's safe to say I'm pretty fucking awesome
Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
I'm gonna eat your cat cause I'm a crazy wasian and you're not gonna like it! I want kitty in my belly!!
Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
Act of Valor is so fucking intense
#favoritemovie
#favoritemovie
Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
Finally shaved my legs
Altitude Bitch
@AltitudeBitch
This emoji is actually a high five?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
