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Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
Got a notification that my Uber last night was deaf, got in and she could hear perfectly fine. Genius way not to deal with any customer bs
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Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
*5 minutes of class left* "oh you need me to go back? ....I'll just email you guys the slides after class" twitter.com/altmannmichaelβ¦
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Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
On a side note....never in my life have I seen a pregnant Asian
Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
Love-hate relationship with how early it gets dark now.
Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
Your avi makes me wonder what we were boolin about @Colincc13
Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
@NickAltmann1 Us 30 beers and 5 twisted's later in Deep Creek
Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
It's amazing what you can learn about someone by just sitting back and listening. You got two ears for a reason
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Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
Not even half way through summer and people have managed to take more then half my Hofstra lacrosse stuff
Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
The amount of one liners and slang that my group of friends left oc with is geekin
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Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
@AltmannMichael y'all boys look lit twitter.com/laxsportsnet/sβ¦
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Michael Altmann
@AltmannMichael
For those of you that didn't know.. I'm Blirish
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
