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Alvin Tan 陈杰毅
@AlvinTanYOLO
Hey, is the Coronavirus sexually-transmitted as well?
Asking for a friend...
Asking for a friend...
12 Feb 20
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Asking for a friend... 🤔
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Alvin Tan
@AlvinTanYOLO
Honestly. I had a good day today. Going to shower and then sleep and then back to real work tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/QTKKM3TiCT
23 Sep 19
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Alvin Tan 陈杰毅 🔞🈲
@AlvinTanYOLO
Nothing is more satisfying than a productive 12-hour day where you cross off a good chunk of your to-do list.
29 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing is more satisfying than a productive 12-hour day where you cross off a good chunk of your to-do list. 👍
Alvin Tan 陈杰毅 🔞🈲
@AlvinTanYOLO
A daily reminder that the Prophet Muhammad (piss be upon him) was a pedophile who molested and penetrated children.
09 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A daily reminder that the Prophet Muhammad (piss be upon him) was a pedophile who molested and penetrated children.
👍
Alvin Tan 陈杰毅 🔞🈲
@AlvinTanYOLO
This is what I looked like when I was young pic.twitter.com/gr4GMIM6Hn
Retweet of status by @GraceQuek
03 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is what I looked like when I was young 🙂 https://t.co/gr4GMIM6Hn
Alvin Tan 陈杰毅 🔞🈲
@AlvinTanYOLO
@double8crypto Tong San won't accept this type of snake/chameleon who once said, "I am not Chinese. I am Malaysian."
What a traitor.
What a traitor.
13 Feb 19
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
What a traitor.
Alvin Tan 陈杰毅 🔞🈲
@AlvinTanYOLO
I went for a medical checkup.
It was a female doctor.
Her: "Do you have kids?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Smart guy."
Me: "I know."
It was a female doctor.
Her: "Do you have kids?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Smart guy."
Me: "I know."
10 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I went for a medical checkup.
It was a female doctor.
Her: "Do you have kids?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Smart guy."
Me: "I know."
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Alvin Tan 陈杰毅
@AlvinTanYOLO
Odds of launching something successfully: 0 - 10%
Odds of monetizing it so it pays your bills: 0 - 5%
Odds… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Odds of monetizing it so it pays your bills: 0 - 5%
Odds… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
18 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🚀 Odds of launching something successfully: 0 - 10%
💰 Odds of monetizing it so it pays your bills: 0 - 5%
🤝 Odds… https://t.co/JqXg6g1QMx
Alvin Tan 陈杰毅
@AlvinTanYOLO
Before you criticize women, make sure you can get women first.
Otherwise...
Otherwise...
18 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Before you criticize women, make sure you can get women first.
Otherwise... 🍇
Alvin Tan 陈杰毅
@AlvinTanYOLO
I'd MUCH RATHER $BTC do a run to like $18k and make the alts bleed like the good old days than for it to fall below support...
16 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'd MUCH RATHER $BTC do a run to like $18k and make the alts bleed like the good old days than for it to fall below support... 😐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊