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Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
After having a Spanish and Italian ex, I now go for guys who's first language ain't English. Because they struggle to argue back with me
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Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
Nothing more stressful than knowing my future is currently in somebody else's hands. Zero patience for waiting around for answers
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Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
Guess who's jumping out of a plane at 14,000ft next weekend? MEEEEE ahhhh buzzing to tick a skydive off my bucket list!
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
I actually hate people that don't understand why I choose to live in Magaluf..
"But you can't do it forever"
"Yes I can. Goodbye"
"But you can't do it forever"
"Yes I can. Goodbye"
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
My spanish boss just text me to ask was I awake to tell me he's in Liverpool and had his first nandos #josehavingacheekynandos
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
Can everyone in the world please #prayforalyshia that this stomach bug leaves my body ASAP
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
Champagne spray party and I'm pissed for work AGAIN repeat of last year fuck sake
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Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
So glad I got rid of all the negative people in my life, finally back to my happy self
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
I can't wait to see youse!!!!!!!!! @Joshuahendy_ @AlyshiaEvans
Retweet of status by @ShanMcnairX
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
@JoshPalmer34 WHAT?! Where has the famous beard gone? #nothappy
Alyshia!
@AlyshiaEvans
@LawsonJamesHanc all us women are laws finally convinced her to burn one of them, took long enough like, fuck sake
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
