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alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
I need a massage pronto.. yet I'm to lazy to make an appt even when I work at a massage place
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alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
got stuck in the elevator and bathroom at work and I've only been here for 2 hours
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alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
my moms job is making everyone stop smoking by banning it in their new building and by giving them bonuses if they stop
alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
this guy gives haircuts to homeless people on his days off pic.twitter.com/l20BKpq4NQ
Retweet of status by @michaelaalexiss
alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
they're bringing 2 Americans back from Africa that have Ebola.... which is highly contagious that's not that smart.....
alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
wanna buy more cute clothes but why should I when I spend most of my life working then sleeping afterwards
alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
damn I want wingstop or chipotle. they're both so good but chipotle is healthier
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alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
looks like I have to wait for next check to get my Kendra scott earrings
alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
Nike shorts but actually do my hair and makeup? sounds good to meeee
alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
Bae pic.twitter.com/X5vHd0Ryal
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alyssa kellum
@AlyssaKellum
I would totally miss today but I have makeup hours
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
