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Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
I just asked Siri to stop being sassy with me. She said βWho? Me?β
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Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
Me: hey family, do yβall like the spaghetti & meatballs?
Them: Yeah!
Me: the meatballs have coconut flour and spinach in them.
Kids:
Them: Yeah!
Me: the meatballs have coconut flour and spinach in them.
Kids:
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Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
That time when last minute invites turn out to be super fun.
Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
Itβs in the 90s and mosquitos are out in force. Deck season in my backyard is officially over. See ya in October, maybe. #Texas
Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
@RamonaMGreene Mmm! I love Pasha! Enjoy that bread and olive oil.
Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
@d_espi βIβm not looking for somebody
With some superhuman giftsβ β¦ βI want something just like thisβ
With some superhuman giftsβ β¦ βI want something just like thisβ
Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
Shout out to the incredible @ninjawarrior fans who came out! This crowd is the .com! (Do ppl still use that phrase?) #AmericanNinjaWarrior
Retweet of status by @Akbar_Gbaja
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Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
When you thought you ordered your kidβs bday presents in time, but @amazon Prime takes an extra day, so you have to gift pictures instead.
Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
I came downstairs and my kids were learning a foreign language
I didn't know what a 'spanner' is so my son shoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
I didn't know what a 'spanner' is so my son shoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
What fiction & non-fiction did our patrons check-out the most in 2016? (Hint: spark joy! ) See the full lists hereβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Amanda Espinoza
@AmandaEspi
My 7 y.o son is building his 9 y.o sister a special fairy world in Minecraft for Christmas. It's the sweetest gift.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
