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awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Sometimes I want my soul to meet yours in a beautiful Union but most of the time I just want you to empty the dishwasher
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awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Turned into one of those women that make jewellery..
I know,don't say anything
I know,don't say anything
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awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
If you rub your nose sometimes you can miss and thump yourself in the eye..
Not me obvs.
Cos that wd be stupid
Not me obvs.
Cos that wd be stupid
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
I'm going ultra glam,dress and heels I'm gonna shine like a star and have the heart of mother Teresa..I shall encompass light and blah blah
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Completed 3 training courses..I could probably kill you with a fire extinguisher now
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Apparently, according to the advert on tv,if I'm on my period I can still do the trapeze..
Good job cos I was getting worried
Good job cos I was getting worried
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Slightly obsessed with lighting candles in the little garden..
OKAY IT'S FIRE!
I'M OBSESSED WITH FIRE..
OKAY IT'S FIRE!
I'M OBSESSED WITH FIRE..
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awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Might be drinking some gin over ice with a straw..
Alright I bloody am..stop going on about it..gawwwddddd...
Alright I bloody am..stop going on about it..gawwwddddd...
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Day two of being moderate!!
No more alcohol and my body is a temple (circus tent).. No more mini cheddar crumbs down my bra!!
No more alcohol and my body is a temple (circus tent).. No more mini cheddar crumbs down my bra!!
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Had a very lovely positive day
awkwardmoth
@AndreaC242
Im standing on the drive in my bare feet while my daughter shows me how to catch a Pokemon..
My life is over
My life is over
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
