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Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
At JB City Square mall now, heading to Banafee for sheesha soon
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Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
SIALAH DONT NEED TO USE "Fair & Lovely" ALREADY LAH, JUST HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD CAN ALREADY pic.twitter.com/6jHgMOtjbh
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Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
@somenaivekiddo @ashivinyayeee great minds think alike
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
My colleague's definition of Slow Wifi: It's like u're trying to f*ck a girl but u cannot cum!".
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
It's raining.
Lots of horny people will start tweeting "perfect weather to cuddle ".
Pundeh, just quietly hug your bolster & sleep.
Lots of horny people will start tweeting "perfect weather to cuddle ".
Pundeh, just quietly hug your bolster & sleep.
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
GIRLS ALWAYS SAY THAT GUYS THINK WITH THEIR DICKS.
THAT'S WHY WE LIKE GIRLS WHO "Blow Our Mind".
THAT'S WHY WE LIKE GIRLS WHO "Blow Our Mind".
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
GIRLS WILL BE LIKE "I wanna date a man in uniform ".
PUNDEH, LIKE THAT WHENEVER U GO ON DATES, U EXPECT HIM TO WEAR UNIFORM UH?
PUNDEH, LIKE THAT WHENEVER U GO ON DATES, U EXPECT HIM TO WEAR UNIFORM UH?
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Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
I've never slept with any woman before.
I'm always awake
I'm always awake
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
Teacher: I want an essay with a thousand words.
Me: *draws a picture*.
Teacher: what's this?
Me: A picture is worth a thousand words
Me: *draws a picture*.
Teacher: what's this?
Me: A picture is worth a thousand words
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
Text this to your mum separately, one at a time.
When she replies, text the other part.
Tweet me the replies pic.twitter.com/mOO4U1C3dj
When she replies, text the other part.
Tweet me the replies pic.twitter.com/mOO4U1C3dj
Anjek Beng Matrep
@AnjekBengMatrep
Happy Deepavali, go drink some Thanni
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
