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Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
It's fixed! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my selfish, overheated ass and park it on my tile floor under the vent to cool down.
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Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
That block button tho
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@AnneWheaton
I posted my recipe a couple of years ago but here it is. Add whatever you like, I just keep my simple for the FIRE.
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Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
Nothing says "Make America Great Again" like our own president tweeting fake videos of himself assaulting reporters.
Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
The cat does this every time he cleans the windows pic.twitter.com/Mss3HDoL5R
Retweet of status by @Rossmac212
Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
News on radio in between songs: "Courtney Cox has announced she's done chasing the fountain of youth and will stop using facial fillers."
Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
Poncho is from ThinkGeek for those asking.
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Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
@wilw Best dad, ever.
Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
@aravosis I am. Thank you.
Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
I'm still trying to figure out why our president keeps pushing his "travel ban" when our terrorist problem is mostly white supremacists.
Anne Wheaton
@AnneWheaton
Down one organ and superglued shut but I'm home! Thanks again for all your well wishes. You guys are really great tweety buddies.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
