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Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
If my boyfriends #WCW was ever not me, his ass would be single as a dollar bill by Thursday.
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Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
True love is someone who looks at you the same when you first wake up as they did on your first date.
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Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
She drove off with my heart, I gotta let her. I need the girl in that little red rodeo.
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
RT @DestinyJones_16: β@TrekMcCullough: "I fell in love at a glance, shoulda known I'd never have a chance to be with you in the long run"β
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
RT @SabrinasPerfect: the most effective way to sabotage a relationship is the phrase "I would not put up with my boyfriend/girlfriend treβ¦
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
"" my favorite emoji.
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
Where can I get paid to make enemies because that's my favorite thing to do obviously?
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Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
The sooner you learn you can't get drunk to erase memories, the better off you'll be. They'll be there when you wake up tomorrow sober.
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
RT @KarriganBenton: "She feels like Carolina, looks like California. Shinny like those New York lights on broadway."
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
People don't do cute things for me often, so I get real emotional when they do.
Apryl Jordanne.β΅
@AprylJordanne97
I will switch my schedule right the fuck around if me and Miles have separate lunches. Ain't having that.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
