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ArizonaCrusader
The Superbowl is today.

If the Phoenix Suns score a grand slam during a penalty shot your pizza is free.
12 Feb 23 copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Superbowl is today. If the Phoenix Suns score a grand slam during a penalty shot your pizza is free. 😜

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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
I caught these all the time as a kid.

I wish I had known they were also drugs.

flip.it/BUSD-y
08 Nov 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I caught these all the time as a kid. I wish I had known they were also drugs. 😢 https://t.co/NqJJ2EWLic
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
On this day in history in 1947 Hillary Rodham Clinton was born.

She went on to found a pedophile pizza ring.

Sh… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
26 Oct 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote On this day in history in 1947 Hillary Rodham Clinton was born. She went on to found a pedophile pizza ring. 😜 Sh… https://t.co/Q7DdepLf0y
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
I'm trying to smoke this but my kids are busting my balls.

Daddy needs his medicine.
14 Jul 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm trying to smoke this but my kids are busting my balls. Daddy needs his medicine. 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/L9MHE2rxHA
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
I did a ton of Coke today guys.

Probably at least 64 ounces.

Please pray for my empty calories.
06 Jul 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I did a ton of Coke today guys. Probably at least 64 ounces. Please pray for my empty calories. 🙏
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
I'm going to another kid's birthday party today.

Jesus have fucking mercy on my black fucking soul.
30 Apr 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm going to another kid's birthday party today. Jesus have fucking mercy on my black fucking soul. 😂
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
I'm not sure that's venom that he's spitting.
13 Apr 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm not sure that's venom that he's spitting. 🤔 https://t.co/I9SpV2IAKa
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
It's almost 8 pm.

I was laying in bed.

The doorbell rang.

It was my wife's Christian friend.

These people real… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
25 Feb 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's almost 8 pm. I was laying in bed. The doorbell rang. It was my wife's Christian friend.🙄 These people real… https://t.co/Uab1dnbki6
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
Shrimp curry.

It has 4 pounds of shrimp in it.

That might be excessive.
07 Feb 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shrimp curry. It has 4 pounds of shrimp in it. That might be excessive. 🤔 https://t.co/aWtpbff0TW
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
It seems that some Trump policies are still in effect.

(She put herself in there and it isn't locked you fucks)
30 Nov 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote It seems that some Trump policies are still in effect. (She put herself in there and it isn't locked you fucks) 😁 https://t.co/Zsatprt0kE
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ArizonaCrusader
Arizona Crusader @ArizonaCrusader
My two year old just informed me that her baby doll pooped.

She said that the doll has an asshole.
09 Oct 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My two year old just informed me that her baby doll pooped. She said that the doll has an asshole. 😂😂😂

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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