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Dictator Twatty
@Arrogant_Twat
Whatever you do, do NOT fix your Fleshlight with @GorillaGlue
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Dictator Twatty
@Arrogant_Twat
Two beavers walk into a convenience store...
Stop us if you've heard this one before, or better yet, caption this pic.twitter.com/nrPi6YKMHD
Stop us if you've heard this one before, or better yet, caption this pic.twitter.com/nrPi6YKMHD
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Dictator Twatty
@Arrogant_Twat
You like what makes you happy
That's all that matters!!
That's all that matters!!
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Dictator Twatty
@Arrogant_Twat
Where Canadians go when they die
Koksoak River, QC pic.twitter.com/ekfOowCbQ4
Koksoak River, QC pic.twitter.com/ekfOowCbQ4
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Dictator Twatty
@Arrogant_Twat
Text from my son...
11: Dad can we have Taco Bell for dinner?
Me: I love you so much buddy you have no idea
11: Dad can we have Taco Bell for dinner?
Me: I love you so much buddy you have no idea
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@Arrogant_Twat
When I eat walnuts I pretend Iβm eating dried brains.
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@Arrogant_Twat
{Taking inventory at the Porsche rally}
Let's see:
Macan?
Boxster?
Panamera?
Targa?
OMG, I swore I'd never forget 911, and look.
Let's see:
Macan?
Boxster?
Panamera?
Targa?
OMG, I swore I'd never forget 911, and look.
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@Arrogant_Twat
I may have just invented pornsplaining
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@Arrogant_Twat
@SuperApple80 @kittcatcake Is this the Nashville Tweetup?
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@Arrogant_Twat
Did you know that if you replace chips with a grapefruit as a snack, you can lose up to 90% of the joy in your already joyless life?
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@Arrogant_Twat
Dear @HillaryClinton,
CAN YOU PLEASE SEND SOME ONE AN E-MAIL ABOUT MIKE FLYNN'S GUILTY PLEA SO FOX NEWS WILL COVER IT?
CAN YOU PLEASE SEND SOME ONE AN E-MAIL ABOUT MIKE FLYNN'S GUILTY PLEA SO FOX NEWS WILL COVER IT?
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
