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ASH
@AshJohnston
Yo...My skin is so fucking soft, if it wasn't weird, I'd ask everyone to feel it..
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Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
Walk into the office at work to find my phone was smashed, and not one fucker told me...Aye thanks cunts
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Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
.....Your precious lives will not be forgotten because of this hateful act. We refuse to live in fear. We choose β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
You know it may hurt finding out where you stand in someone's life, but by god it's the push you need to get your ass moved on..
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
Awks when people still think eds is open, even more awks when they think it sells steaks
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
Mortal Kombat is actually great for my anger issues...
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
You never get a second chance to make a first impression. #FirstDates
Retweet of status by @FirstDates
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Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
I am a grumpy fuck today
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
O' whit a night..
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
Fort is pre teen fucking central today..fuck that, I'm out..
Ash Johnston
@AshJohnston
My wee Isla isn't well, and it breaks my heart
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
