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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
when your boyfriend is snoring loud af next to you and you're about to stop him from breathing but then you remember you'd miss him
Retweet of status by @PsychoticSass
24 May 16
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
Had a great first shift back at work tonight
10 Mar 16
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
This is a good life motto pic.twitter.com/qk5M7B0Ttl
Retweet of status by @bitchprblmz
07 Jan 16
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
01 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Sorry I meant to text you back but I was busy π³"
"No worries, I was just gonna have sex with you and never talk to you again anyways"
Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
Finding out I got a raise at work
20 Oct 15
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
Who would want a guy who's out in the club every weekend, I love a man with goals and ambition.
Retweet of status by @MissMcCleary
08 Oct 15
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
Friday's are better for multiple reasons but when I have to work it's because of that black uniform cuz Lord knows we all look better in it
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21 Aug 15
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
Note to whoever is going to ask me to marry him someday, please do it in an aquarium
06 Jul 15
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
When bae texts you first.. #celly pic.twitter.com/IJSE3wVSTR
Retweet of status by @Chirp_X_Fest
22 Jun 15
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
If you don't text me back then byyyyeeeeeeeeeee
Retweet of status by @alexxlakota_
08 Jun 15
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Ashlee Martel
@AshleeMartel
Back to being up at 5am, say hello to my BFF Melatonin
30 Apr 15
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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