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Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
When you take your year's worth of salary and divide it by 12 to see your monthly shopping budget
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Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Eyebrowing threading for him means donuts for me pic.twitter.com/nwyVFPx7p5
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Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Just had to text my best friend in Utah to ask her what button was defrost for my windshield #eskimosoflasvegas
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Can't wait for wine date with my gurlz
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
@kenster348 nothing like a two month old beer keg stand to build the foundation of your relationship
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Almost put champagne in my coffee instead of creamer #needcoffeenow
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
I'm not a fan of those "$4 to make a girl's day" sayings. We shouldn't expect guys to buy us things to make us happy
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Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Lmaooooo Marco just told me he wants a tall girl bc he doesn't want his children to be short #funsize
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
If a fraternity did a best chest contest with the sororities, all hell would break loose
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Last night was the first phi delt bid day party I've ever missed since I went Greek hope everyone had fun
Ashley Winnie
@AshleyWinnie7
Note: do not lay on your boyfriend's lap during a college football game #MyEars
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
