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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
My heart hurts
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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
The only reason I like that Chuck is in jail, is that I don't have to shave my legs very much
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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
To the people downstairs,
My music can get louder than yours
-Your upstairs neighbor that's jammin to 2000's rap
My music can get louder than yours
-Your upstairs neighbor that's jammin to 2000's rap
Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
Hahahah I'm fucking dying pic.twitter.com/pVyv3XnV8O
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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
THIS IS SO PURE pic.twitter.com/BZSQdaCTLF
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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
When @PapaJohns beats @jimmyjohns pic.twitter.com/Ie4NiyVVU4
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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
The tears fade when the nuggs arrive
Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
Hi, my name is Alisa, welcome to my Twitter account. Aka where I spill my guts when I'm pissed, happy, or hungry. Thanks for following
Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
Why catch the feels when you can drink a fifth instead?
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Alisa Israel
@Asila_Learsi
βI JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THENβ Iβm crying pic.twitter.com/tmcA26o9N6
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
