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Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
Anyone: “You have a lot of tattoos”
Me: “What do you mean I a lot? I don’t got enough”
Me: “What do you mean I a lot? I don’t got enough”
22 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Anyone: “You have a lot of tattoos”
Me: “What do you mean I a lot? I don’t got enough” 💀
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Austin Blade ϟ
@Au5tinBlad3
Bobbie, would you like to go for a walk?⠀
Me: ⠀
Bobbie, would you like a treat?⠀
Me:⠀ pic.twitter.com/pyJGI5zdcH
Me: ⠀
Bobbie, would you like a treat?⠀
Me:⠀ pic.twitter.com/pyJGI5zdcH
Retweet of status by @CatsBible
15 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bobbie, would you like to go for a walk?⠀
Me: 💤⠀
Bobbie, would you like a treat?⠀
Me:⠀ https://t.co/pyJGI5zdcH
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Austin Blade ⎊
@Au5tinBlad3
On this day in 2005, Lionel Messi scored his first goal for @FCBarcelona.
Now he has 598 pic.twitter.com/UahwFSd7Bf
Now he has 598 pic.twitter.com/UahwFSd7Bf
Retweet of status by @brfootball
01 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote On this day in 2005, Lionel Messi scored his first goal for @FCBarcelona.
Now he has 598 🐐 https://t.co/UahwFSd7Bf
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
23 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy #StGeorgesDay 🏴 @socceraid https://t.co/6w46Gp2KNc
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
Why do I feel like I don’t have enough time in a day to get things done
Retweet of status by @xoxot_pxoxo
19 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why do I feel like I don’t have enough time in a day to get things done 🙄🙄
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
I still could watch this over and over again All Day pic.twitter.com/X4tI9bGkD9
Retweet of status by @WlLDNATURE
05 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I still could watch this over and over again All Day 😂 https://t.co/X4tI9bGkD9
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
Me: dad you allergic anything?
Dad: Na I don’t think so.
Me: Really?
Dad: Oh wait nvm, I am allergic...to your bullshit
Dad: Na I don’t think so.
Me: Really?
Dad: Oh wait nvm, I am allergic...to your bullshit
Retweet of status by @angelperales321
20 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: dad you allergic anything?
Dad: Na I don’t think so.
Me: Really?
Dad: Oh wait nvm, I am allergic...to your bullshit 😂😂
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Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
24 hours of sleep would smack right now
02 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 24 hours of sleep would smack right now 💤
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
Finals today at Rec Sports Complex at 6!! Come out and support!! 8 & 9 are games for the team I’m competing for with! Won’t disappoint
28 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finals today at Rec Sports Complex at 6!! ⚽️ Come out and support!! 8 & 9 are games for the team I’m competing for with! Won’t disappoint ☝🏼
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
Throwback to when Paolo Di Canio didn't want to score because the goalkeeper got injured. Pure class. pic.twitter.com/Zew0xffyio
Retweet of status by @FutbolBible
21 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Throwback to when Paolo Di Canio didn't want to score because the goalkeeper got injured. Pure class. 👏🏻 https://t.co/Zew0xffyio
Austin Blade
@Au5tinBlad3
03 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my dad literally asks me every time i see him,
“when are you going to give me grandkids mf, i’m already 44 years old”😂
rain check pops!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊