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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
PMS is weeping softly in your car after u knock over someone's trash cans trying to parallel park & then the owner comes out & helps u
03 Nov 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
When you order so much room service that they assume itβs for three people and bring three sets of silverware
26 Oct 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
When you realize tomorrow's Monday.. @AwkwardAya pic.twitter.com/80OVJVxHJU
Retweet of status by @londonalley
09 Oct 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
Can I get a witness?
SO proud & SO excited 4 @katyperry on this new & exciting journey - having major FOMO here in LA. Send pics y'all
SO proud & SO excited 4 @katyperry on this new & exciting journey - having major FOMO here in LA. Send pics y'all
19 Sep 17
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SO proud & SO excited 4 @katyperry on this new & exciting journey - having major FOMO here in LA. Send pics y'all β€οΈβ¨
aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
Time to eat some gummy bears (but only the red and white ones because I am apparently racist )...
18 Sep 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
@SarahHudsonuvs Epically brutal... but we are now in the light
05 Sep 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
Just overheard a telling a on what I assume is a 1st date
"You're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes - full of disclaimers"
"You're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes - full of disclaimers"
02 Sep 17
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"You're like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes - full of disclaimers"
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
When your outfit matches the venue pic.twitter.com/mbJdwSB0Dy
05 Sep 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
Getting glam done for tonight...
by Stella pic.twitter.com/Ocmo1lmutg
by Stella pic.twitter.com/Ocmo1lmutg
27 Aug 17
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π by Stella https://t.co/Ocmo1lmutg
aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
People who microwave bagel bites can't be trusted
27 Aug 17
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aya tanimura π
@AwkwardAya
NO MORE SLEEPS TIL
27 Aug 17
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ