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axel
@AxelKRP
why you gotta fight with me @ cheesecake you know I love to go there
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axel
@AxelKRP
woman: hey r u a feminist
matt mcgorry: yes
woman: omg
matt mcgorry: it makes me sad my fellow men set the bar so low. but me? im good
matt mcgorry: yes
woman: omg
matt mcgorry: it makes me sad my fellow men set the bar so low. but me? im good
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axel
@AxelKRP
*metal detector goes off*
me: dam sorry my dick is hard rite now
tsa:
me: dam sorry my dick is hard rite now
tsa:
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AXEL
@AxelKRP
@emmapoison wants me to find a NICE girl to go on a double date to Disneyland with her and @AtNameChef over spring break
AXEL
@AxelKRP
whoever has @AllredAspen as their wcw:
your wcw doesn't like donuts
your wcw doesn't like donuts
AXEL
@AxelKRP
i want my gravestone 2 be like "who did this fam im literally dead lmao "
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Axel
@AxelKRP
NAU G Phi winning this year
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Axel
@AxelKRP
Bae and I are staying virgins until we get married. Relationships aren't always about sex! They're about love
Axel
@axelkrp
Girls that read books got
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Axel
@axelkrp
@ArlottiEric coffee black
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
