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Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
Everywhere I look everyone's got fake eyelashes nowadays
RT if you still have your own eyelashes
RT if you still have your own eyelashes
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Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
THIS DOG twitter.com/Cody/status/81β¦
Retweet of status by @soturntaliens
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Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
some girls just go way out of their way to make such unnecessary attention seeking things known when really, frankly, no one cares
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
When bae is ignoring you pic.twitter.com/UjX1JWT1o6
Retweet of status by @JustAdorabIe
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
The new zombies map is huge #annoyingasfuckifyoudie #hiwayoverthere
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
Is it embarrassing I'm crying over leaving my dog here for a week while I'm on vacation
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
My " keep to myself " game so strong af
Retweet of status by @Relationship1O1
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Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
No understands the dread of valentines weekend until you work in the restaurant business
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
This season is about to be the most whacked & twisted of them all @AHSFX
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
shitty friends are the reason my siblings are my best friends
Alyssa β₯βͺ
@AyeDanes
My sister just said "what the hell am I sitting on" and proceeded to grab her own toesit was her own damn foot I'm dead I'm dead
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
