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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
If I had a $1 for every time someone, esp another mom, just watches me struggle to open a door w/my hands full of carseat, id be rich.
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
@rachellecalabs my dad still isnt hip to facebook
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
I don't get offended when you talk about how proud you are for not vaccinating your kid so don't get offended because I'm proud that I do
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars but I, I'd spend it all οΈ
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well, I had a million dollars but I, I'd spend it all οΈ
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
I can't wait to my kids' friends' favorite mom. They're gonna be like 'dude we have to go to YOUR house, your moms awesome'
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
I literally have 0 inner peace I'm always on the verge of a mental breakdown
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
Why does Satan have better morals than the Bible? twitter.com/miaafame/statuβ¦
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
Bryces compliments of the day "your ass is definitely getting fatter" "are you done with your makeup bc your beautiful"
Mommy
@AyeeSkye
I try to tell people I'm crazy af and will ruin their lives if they do me dirty and nobody believes me until I actually do it
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Mommy
@AyeeSkye
s/o to my boyfriend for dealings with all my attitude issues
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
