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Tristan
@AyoTristan
i feel like Luka Doncic working with a whole bunch Reggie Bullock’s in this office
Retweet of status by @callmehuie
28 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i feel like Luka Doncic working with a whole bunch Reggie Bullock’s in this office 😂
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Tristan
@AyoTristan
"he should've passed it to Tyrone Maxey"
"His name is Tyrese, Chuck"
"who name they kid Tyrese anyway"
Barkley a dickhead yo
"His name is Tyrese, Chuck"
"who name they kid Tyrese anyway"
Barkley a dickhead yo
20 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "he should've passed it to Tyrone Maxey"
"His name is Tyrese, Chuck"
"who name they kid Tyrese anyway"
Barkley a dickhead yo 😭😭😭😭😭
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Tristan
@AyoTristan
I really need to learn the phonetic alphabet I really just said “ O for oxtail” to my client
Retweet of status by @enomiseleda
19 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I really need to learn the phonetic alphabet 🤦🏽♀️ I really just said “ O for oxtail” to my client 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tristan
@AyoTristan
Between her birthday and press run for the book, it was great to see Cecily Tyson get her flowers before she left pic.twitter.com/sMO86sR9n6
28 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Between her birthday and press run for the book, it was great to see Cecily Tyson get her flowers before she left 🙏🏿 https://t.co/sMO86sR9n6
Tristan
@AyoTristan
IN MY MIND twitter.com/ayotristan/sta…
Retweet of status by @BriaGordon
01 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🗣 IN MY MIND https://t.co/o2PqrhA5h1
Tristan
@AyoTristan
But they suspended the student who took this picture. twitter.com/abc/status/129…
Retweet of status by @ReignOfApril
09 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote But they suspended the student who took this picture. 😒 https://t.co/xPEzOoBxBt
Tristan
@AyoTristan
Here go Drogon punching walls and shit like a white teenager #GameofThrones #DemThrones
19 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Here go Drogon punching walls and shit like a white teenager #GameofThrones #DemThrones 🐉
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Tristan
@AyoTristan
When you’re already on your way to the date and she texts you saying “you’re gonna hate me ” pic.twitter.com/vCajBbIjXd
21 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you’re already on your way to the date and she texts you saying “you’re gonna hate me 🙈” https://t.co/vCajBbIjXd
03 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.🤷🏻♂️
Tristan
@AyoTristan
But Conor never fo-
️️Almost doesn't count pic.twitter.com/kYZkill5gA
️️Almost doesn't count pic.twitter.com/kYZkill5gA
27 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote But Conor never fo-
🗣️🎙️Almost doesn't count https://t.co/kYZkill5gA
Tristan
@AyoTristan
"I'm working at a temp agency now."
"Where?"
"The White House"
twitter.com/luvvie/status/…
"Where?"
"The White House"
twitter.com/luvvie/status/…
31 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I'm working at a temp agency now."
"Where?"
"The White House"
😶 https://t.co/j6raFrMxfj
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊