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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
@morganmurry16 Sorry... Won't happen again
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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
My moms boyfriend worships me cause he thinks I'm a manwhore thinks I "got females going out the back as I'm bringing more in the front"
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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
So close to being ready to knock out this NASM cert.... ready to start training people!!
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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
I wanna swim today
Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
Forever liking people who never like me back.
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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
When @BriawnaD can tweet, but can't text back>>
Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
@KatieLMassey @JoshHellums oh. Shoulda made sure we were there we'll be in Friday.
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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
When white people eat anything spicy vine.co/v/OKJdqQlQJbm
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Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
Wanna find an easy way to impress me? Have a good quote game. If you can reference movies in everyday conversation.
Brenden Porter
@BPorter1993
Chad: last time I had sex with a drunk girl she popped all over me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
