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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
hey you turkey lurkey slut. itβs HOEvember. you know what that means time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick.
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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Bust a nut in her coffee call it an ejaculatte.
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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Put It In
Take It Out
Eat It
Put It Back In
Cause My Microwave Be Wildin And My Food Still Be Cold
Take It Out
Eat It
Put It Back In
Cause My Microwave Be Wildin And My Food Still Be Cold
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Do not celebrate Halloween unless u are actually dead
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Just ate yogurt and my stomach upset, I think I'm lack toast and toddler ant
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
This weather is perfect I just wanna be at home with my babe all day
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
The real question is: can we vote for no president?
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PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
cool weed socks bro
thx bro wanna smoke
broo
*hands over weed blunt*
wtf is this bro
Bro its a weed blunt
I only smoke socks bro
thx bro wanna smoke
broo
*hands over weed blunt*
wtf is this bro
Bro its a weed blunt
I only smoke socks bro
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Whoever counted me out can't fucking count
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Suck his dick from the make his asshole clap he ainβt NEVER had that
PHIL
@BabyMeatSquad
Beat off in the car , call it car jacked.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
