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Epi-tastic
@BanawanAhmed
12 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today is one of those days where I need everyone to use the brains god gave them before calling me on the phone π
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Epi-tastic
@BanawanAhmed
65 COVID + patients on the ED culture call back list
Retweet of status by @MeganARech
27 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 65 COVID + patients on the ED culture call back list π€―
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Epi-tastic
@BanawanAhmed
@whereinmyworld Get a moment to put orders less frantically?
25 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @whereinmyworld Get a moment to put orders less frantically? ππΌ
11 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guess who just passed their oral boards and is now an OFFICIAL BOARD CERTIFIED EMERGENCY DOCTOR?!?!?!?!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ππππππ
Cefepime
@BanawanAhmed
I saw my Nephrologist today. This was on his desk . pic.twitter.com/eBZ2JAUjWD
Retweet of status by @WTFMagritte
06 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I saw my Nephrologist today. This was on his desk ππππ. https://t.co/eBZ2JAUjWD
28 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My tech came to work sick because she knows weβd fall apart without her. I mean, true, but that shouldnβt be her concern π
Vanco and warfarin to dose
@BanawanAhmed
Me: I wish someone would just blow my back out
My couch: I gotchu
Me: wait, no not-
My couch: I gotchu
Me: wait, no not-
Retweet of status by @Ticagrelauren
04 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: I wish someone would just blow my back out
My couch: I gotchu π€
Me: wait, no not-
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3A4 Inhibitor
@BanawanAhmed
HIPAA
DOES NOT
HAVE SQUAT
TO DO WITH THIS
Carrrrrrrryyyyy on! twitter.com/oregonian/statβ¦
DOES NOT
HAVE SQUAT
TO DO WITH THIS
Carrrrrrrryyyyy on! twitter.com/oregonian/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @jeremyfaust
23 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HIPAAππ
DOES NOTππ
HAVE SQUATππ
TO DO WITH THISππ
Carrrrrrrryyyyy on! π https://t.co/ybrIqkCykV
19 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A MAP of 211 might be my new record π
14 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First day of vacay and EVERY TECH CALLED OUT. Covid positive, broken bone, family emergency, every excuse possible. Enjoy, yβall, Iβm out! π
Fentanyl
@BanawanAhmed
A friend describing their first 26hr call shift in the hospital,
"I was surprised by how many of my body systems betrayed me."
"I was surprised by how many of my body systems betrayed me."
Retweet of status by @BeccaBrass
04 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A friend describing their first 26hr call shift in the hospital,
"I was surprised by how many of my body systems betrayed me." π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ