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Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
This is the time of year where I buy a 3-Pack of chapstick and Iโm lucky to be able to find one by the end of the week.
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Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
Do I buy a Jeep or keep the mustang? That's the question
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Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
It's so hard being a Bengals fan.
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Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
Imagine a world where the Bengals front office drafted offensive lineman that weren't stuck below mediocrity and retained its pro bowlers.
Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
@zachcowan14 As supportive as a Walmart, clearance rack bra.
Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
The amount of times I hear, "it's so expensive to eat healthy."
I literally get 6 meals from @ChipotleTweets daily for under $15
I literally get 6 meals from @ChipotleTweets daily for under $15
Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
My response was, "No ma'am, I'm just fat."
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Banon Swartz
@BanonSwartz1994
@kswhitsett i enjoyed it, anyways. lol
Big Baby
@BanonSwartz1994
"You guys are married as shit"
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Big Baby
@BanonSwartz1994
@melisssaaxox I literally just saw this. And just so everyone knows, they were stuck in my shirt when I pulled it out of the dryer.
Big Baby
@BanonSwartz1994
Best wingman award goes to @BanonSwartz1994
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
