iEmoji Feeds @[Megaphone] Barmy Lord Brockman [Top Hat] 2nd Earl of Mustard (BarmyLord)
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@Official_MRLP To reduce waiting times, simply convert the NHS into VHS then fast forward until everybody has been seen
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@BarmyLord @ladykittymckat Maybe she's gonna pump it full of hot air, the Tories have plenty of that
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Iβve had one of those phone calls to tip me off that I am under investigation for tax fraud, they must think Iβm a real MP
@TrevorWAllman Or perhaps someone forgot to book the firework company and they took another gig for the 5th
@Chinners2 @RBKingston @Official_MRLP power to the peep hole
Itβs the @Official_MRLP and the Loonyβs that make Twitter appallingβ¦β¦appealing , I meant appealing
Itβs December , wet & cold - heating prices through the roof , the Government advice ? Open your windows
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@BarmyLord If you havenβt falsified it yourself itβs not even remotely true
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@BarmyLord Bit cheeky suggesting that. Best not to ;don't want to make an ar*e of it
Is it too late for Hettie the Hen to get in the squad? pic.twitter.com/SKDae4WDtL
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@BarmyLord The one in the middle looks like a highway robber. Heβll go a long way in politics
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