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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
Why is it two thumbs up and not two bums up?
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
So men with beards and flannels are called LUMBERSNACKS now
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
Fuck your feelings. The tweet with the typo stays!
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
I don't just wanna read the book, I wanna live the story.
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
Right now, somewhere, your boobs are making someone happy and making them smile. Be proud
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
Iβm 44 but people never believe me. Guess you gotta count the rings from the inside with your dick.
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
I think I deserve good night kisses every night.
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
I may be a sensitive person, but I'm not sorry for feeling things deeply. I love deeply and I care deeply. I'll never apologise for that
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
When I say 'take things off your chest', I meant your bra. Not your problems. Just to be clear.
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
Relationship status:
single
married
tacos
single
married
tacos
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Meh Curie
@BeckQuerels
I almost donβt mind the fact I donβt have anyone sharing my bed.
King size and fresh covers.
Iβm gonna starfish
King size and fresh covers.
Iβm gonna starfish
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
