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Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
Oh No! My wife died, what do I do?
Neighbor: I'd fuck her before the body gets cold.
Neighbor: I'd fuck her before the body gets cold.
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Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
Am I always this cunty?
Oh good lord no ..
This is a good day
Iβm usually much worse
Oh good lord no ..
This is a good day
Iβm usually much worse
Retweet of status by @Oklahoma_Granny
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Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
Throwing out the trash makes your house cleaner.
Deleting trash from your life makes your mind cleaner.
Deleting trash from your life makes your mind cleaner.
Retweet of status by @KatMcSnatch
Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
I thought my 3rd eye was opening, but it was only a damn zit. οΈ
Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
I think I know the perfect way to shut up anyone that tries to talk politics today:
Oh yea well my dog died so shove it up your ass
Oh yea well my dog died so shove it up your ass
Retweet of status by @sawmilltaters
Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
Uhm! I donβt think so. pic.twitter.com/X0sTr2UZnc
Retweet of status by @ChiChiGreenblat
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Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
Happy Australia day pic.twitter.com/XTl9LouwuA
Retweet of status by @JoviiiGirl
Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
I can dry up a va jay jay quicker than snake shit.
Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
- this good girl couldn't stop smiling after finding out she was getting adopted pic.twitter.com/76pdpd0mih
Retweet of status by @newworlddd555
Tee
@BeepBeepYerAss
What's better than a good nites sleep?
An all nighter, with a couple of strippers, and a big ass bag of blow,
Works for me.
An all nighter, with a couple of strippers, and a big ass bag of blow,
Works for me.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
