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MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
Mom: “I don’t know shit about fuck”
*then cheers us her shot
She’s definitely my mom
*then cheers us her shot
She’s definitely my mom
Retweet of status by @BennyTheJet__
09 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mom: “I don’t know shit about fuck”
*then cheers us her shot 😂😂😂
She’s definitely my mom 😂😂
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MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
New Mexican food >>> your states’ food twitter.com/secret_agent39…
Retweet of status by @granttosterudwx
10 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤤 New Mexican food >>> your states’ food https://t.co/9PyDCUbU32
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MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
I drank a minimum 100 glasses of mimosas yesterday 🫠
17 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I drank a minimum 100 glasses of mimosas yesterday 🫠💀
MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
02 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So hungover I’d rather be dead 😅
MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
sushi date ?
Retweet of status by @lovely_netis
31 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sushi date ? 🥺
MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
@DionsPizza I’ll legit swing on someone that I see with carrots on top of their pizza I don’t care if you’re @JonnyBones
Retweet of status by @scotty_tsunami
01 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @DionsPizza I’ll legit swing on someone that I see with carrots on top of their pizza 😡 I don’t care if you’re @JonnyBones
MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
My allergies have fucking hands this year
27 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My allergies have fucking hands this year 🤧
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MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
The white guy vibing to “Thinking with my dick” by Kevin Gates, TikTok lives rent free in my head all day
Retweet of status by @NatalyaMarieee_
08 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The white guy vibing to “Thinking with my dick” by Kevin Gates, TikTok lives rent free in my head all day 😂
MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
But honestly… I am SO THANKFUL for the life I live. I have the most amazing people in it
Retweet of status by @amberlynnn_m
25 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote But honestly… I am SO THANKFUL for the life I live. I have the most amazing people in it 🥰
MissionaryB
@BennyTheJet__
grown ass men who play a kids game and hit a ball with a wooden stick determine my overall mood and that just doesn’t sit right with me
Retweet of status by @Matt_M_626
09 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote grown ass men who play a kids game and hit a ball with a wooden stick determine my overall mood and that just doesn’t sit right with me😭
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@BennyTheJet__
Favorite time of year pic.twitter.com/zvAqSBMaka
01 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Favorite time of year 😂 https://t.co/zvAqSBMaka
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊