iEmoji Feeds @Bert Swattermain (BertSwattermain)
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Bert Swattermain
@BertSwattermain
@Rardeenus @NoContextBrits That time was about 2:30am.
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@BertSwattermain
@Sparkle__Monkey Thanks. Ethereal hug gratefully received.
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@BertSwattermain
@mattsouthworth Account unlocked. RT away!
Bert Swattermain
@BertSwattermain
Could listen to this all day twitter.com/patrickdextervโฆ
Retweet of status by @Oftenwright
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@BertSwattermain
@silverpebble Incredibly cute.
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@BertSwattermain
Pastry chef is writing โWill you marry me?โ on all the dessert plates tonight! Should be some craic!!
Retweet of status by @chefwademurphy
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@JudgeySan I'm going to have to put on the Fast Show box set again later.
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@Loudbasket As long as youโre passing time with the right person, itโs OK. Second time lucky for both of us.
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@BertSwattermain
Godfrey Bloom. Such a vile excuse for a human being that even UKIP couldnโt stomach him. Imagine that.
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@BertSwattermain
@TheJohnnyMC I will do my โQuantum Of Bollocksโ James Bond pun again and again until some bastard finally RTs it.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
