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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
These twitter celebs never call me for any of their parties man
14 Mar 17
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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
Time for some celebration - 6 years of being a cancer survior
Retweet of status by @Arunapk57
03 Mar 17
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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
*Sets the bed
*Switches the lights off
*Gets to bed
*Gets comfortable
[ after 5 mins ]
Brain: "Bhai sunn na, susu lagi hai zor ki"..
*Switches the lights off
*Gets to bed
*Gets comfortable
[ after 5 mins ]
Brain: "Bhai sunn na, susu lagi hai zor ki"..
Retweet of status by @BhayanakPuppy
02 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *Sets the bed
*Switches the lights off
*Gets to bed
*Gets comfortable
[ after 5 mins ]
Brain: "Bhai sunn na, susu lagi hai zor ki".. π
Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
New sexual position : Outraging
Retweet of status by @Priya_Menon
28 Feb 17
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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
HR - We are a UK based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney.
Candidate - What is the job location?
HR - Bhosari MIDC
#Pune
Candidate - What is the job location?
HR - Bhosari MIDC
#Pune
Retweet of status by @Mojitowali
17 Feb 17
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Candidate - What is the job location?
HR - Bhosari MIDC π
#Pune
Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
HR : Do u think ur style of communication helps u to reach maximum audience
Me : yes I start my communication with "Kisi ko Batana Nahi "
Me : yes I start my communication with "Kisi ko Batana Nahi "
Retweet of status by @AaadiVaashi
16 Feb 17
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Me : yes I start my communication with "Kisi ko Batana Nahi " π
Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
The women scientists who took India into space bbc.com/news/world-asiβ¦
Retweet of status by @amritabhinder
15 Feb 17
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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
Baatein bhi double meaning hoti hai.
N i am still single.
N i am still single.
Retweet of status by @MiishNottyAna
10 Feb 17
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N i am still single. ππ
Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
Niece isn't talking to me cuz I used her blue spoon at breakfast this morning...kids are stupid
05 Feb 17
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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
Fuck the quota system wch requires two women to b part of ur Cricket team in corporate tournaments. Upar se out bhi nahi kar sakte unko bc
04 Feb 17
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Bhayanak Puppy
@BhayanakPuppy
She: Come over
*leaves job
*crosses 7 seas
*pays double bhada for rickshaw
*reaches
*knocks on door
Me: Hi
She: YE LEY MERI SHAADI KA CARD
*leaves job
*crosses 7 seas
*pays double bhada for rickshaw
*reaches
*knocks on door
Me: Hi
She: YE LEY MERI SHAADI KA CARD
Retweet of status by @BhayanakPuppy
03 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She: Come over π
*leaves job
*crosses 7 seas
*pays double bhada for rickshaw
*reaches
*knocks on door
Me: Hi
She: YE LEY MERI SHAADI KA CARD
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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