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Darkseid
@BillGoalberg
I was so ugly back in primary school, I made a girl cry because they said I was her husband.
Retweet of status by @She1laSm1th
01 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I was so ugly back in primary school, I made a girl cry because they said I was her husband. ππππ
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Darkseid
@BillGoalberg
Most handsome guys don't have girlfriends ..... why ?
Retweet of status by @Hayomide_1
01 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Most handsome guys don't have girlfriends ..... why π’?
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Darkseid
@BillGoalberg
That one teacher who can just stand like this and children runs back to class. Everyone thinks he's using Umuthiβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
30 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That one teacher who can just stand like this and children runs back to class. Everyone thinks he's using Umuthiπ€πΏπβ¦ https://t.co/FI6Ak5ROnw
Darkseid
@BillGoalberg
Deep house fans holding everyone hostage to wait for 7 days for the nice part of the song pic.twitter.com/rHDepBgPre
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
21 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Deep house fans holding everyone hostage to wait for 7 days for the nice part of the song πππππππ€£π€£ https://t.co/rHDepBgPre
Darkseid
@BillGoalberg
Incase you missed pic.twitter.com/hOxjIoXmlT
Retweet of status by @Mkhuh_Mbulazi
21 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Incase you missed π€£π€£π€£π€£π₯π₯ https://t.co/hOxjIoXmlT
Bane
@BillGoalberg
If you see a married man online at 2am. Please don't text him o. That's his wife doing patrol
Retweet of status by @TheGbemisola_
08 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you see a married man online at 2am. Please don't text him o. That's his wife doing patrol π
Bill Goalberg
@BillGoalberg
Retweet for good luck pic.twitter.com/AzSe9E6Py7
Retweet of status by @assdicting
22 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Retweet for good luck β¨ https://t.co/AzSe9E6Py7
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Bill Goalberg
@BillGoalberg
Guys? Round 1: Have you ever went less than 1min on a girl you really wanted to fuck with intense desire? pic.twitter.com/fkTMtxwTku
Retweet of status by @ProgieMinnie
08 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys? Round 1: Have you ever went less than 1min on a girlππ¦π you really wanted to fuck with intense desire? https://t.co/fkTMtxwTku
Bill Goalberg
@BillGoalberg
31 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My wedding vows are going to be short AF.
"Mfethu don't make me regret what I'm doing today"
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Bill Goalberg
@BillGoalberg
As Africans we need to adopt the culture of buying our kids real toys to avoid such accidents in the kitchens pic.twitter.com/US0eITDMEQ
Retweet of status by @mactonalt
25 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote As Africans we need to adopt the culture of buying our kids real toys to avoid such accidents in the kitchens π₯ https://t.co/US0eITDMEQ
Bill Goalberg
@BillGoalberg
If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, itβs one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!
pic.twitter.com/5D48IdZQFO
pic.twitter.com/5D48IdZQFO
Retweet of status by @LuuTeeMoiloa
30 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, itβs one of two things, either a new girlπ±π, or a new car!π
πππππ https://t.co/5D48IdZQFO
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ