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Tinder guy asks my bust size n I answer. He asks me to prove it n winks. I send him enlarged pic of label of a new bra n he blocks me. WTF?
Retweet of status by @SharmiliChudail
13 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tinder guy asks my bust size n I answer. He asks me to prove it n winks.๐ I send him enlarged pic of label of a new bra n he blocks me. WTF?
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Dude rushes to pick it up for me and goes "you know why I'm doing this okwaya? Maka akwa gi a ehn, if you bend down now, church agbasaa"
Retweet of status by @Nwanlecha1
30 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dude rushes to pick it up for me and goes "you know why I'm doing this okwaya? Maka akwa gi a ehn, if you bend down now, church agbasaa" ๐๐๐
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21 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I tweet for those that have never seen cocaine with their korokoro eyes ๐ช๐พ
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23. Beans a make her dance #CarefreeBlackKids2k16 vine.co/v/htn3UqUBj5D
10 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 23. Beans a make her dance ๐ #CarefreeBlackKids2k16 https://t.co/Tr0O3StvtA
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@BimboAjet
Girlfriend pranks Turkish fan by using an invisible TV remote at every moment of importance. (via: @BeWarmers) amp.twimg.com/v/8363a0ba-4eeโฆ
Retweet of status by @Football__Tweet
16 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Girlfriend pranks Turkish fan by using an invisible TV remote at every moment of importance. ๐ (via: @BeWarmers) https://t.co/zsXMHZThO6
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@BimboAjet
Ask a yoruba woman when she is travelling.
"Won o yi ti confirm ticket mi. O le je ola, abi otunla".
She is travelling that night.
"Won o yi ti confirm ticket mi. O le je ola, abi otunla".
She is travelling that night.
Retweet of status by @IjebuPrincesss
15 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ask a yoruba woman when she is travelling.
"Won o yi ti confirm ticket mi. O le je ola, abi otunla".
She is travelling that night.
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13 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you don't have any worries because your mother already taught you to lead an organised life and you don't need any woman's help ๐๐๐
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Nobody can assist like David Beckham.
pic.twitter.com/SSetVbqNFS
pic.twitter.com/SSetVbqNFS
Retweet of status by @ItsSoccerVines
10 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nobody can assist like David Beckham. ๐โฝ๏ธ
https://t.co/SSetVbqNFS
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@BimboAjet
When someone random gives me another person's gist and ends the session with "So what's going on with you?"
Retweet of status by @TheIvuoma
28 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When someone random gives me another person's gist and ends the session with "So what's going on with you?"
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@BimboAjet
I'm leaving the internet I had to watch this over 10 times pic.twitter.com/MOzpJPjeEk
25 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm leaving the internet I had to watch this over 10 times ๐๐ https://t.co/MOzpJPjeEk
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Lagosians on Snapchat right now pic.twitter.com/0l4z8qC3KU
Retweet of status by @TheIvuoma
11 May 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lagosians on Snapchat right now ๐ช https://t.co/0l4z8qC3KU
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐