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Alex Birch
@BirchBa
@LevimitchellS @harleylaurenjay especially not tweets about shitting your intestines out
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Alex Birch
@BirchBa
โ@TheLadBible: How I feel when my girlfriend tells me what to do when I'm going down on her... http://t.co/GtCFJ4rcD8โ
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Alex Birch
@BirchBa
I just broke @ToFarthing 's toe sorry mate
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
Creamfields line up is decent as well
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
This weather for v would be much obliged
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
Some cheeky bitch just said excuse me in the queue then jumped right in from of me! Errrm no
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
That shower was so powerful it felt like someone had kicked me in the testicles
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Alex Birch
@BirchBa
@apledgeeer did the watch emoji on the end not give it away!?
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
Girls are such snakes
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
@Josh_Edwards7 must be mate, dick
Alex Birch
@BirchBa
That 'my boy friend isn't allowed to' twitter page is too much
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
