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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
Me: Come here.
5 y/o: What?
Me: Why'd you put toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror?
5 y/o: Wasn't me
Me: Mhm, you scribbled your name.
05 Nov 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: Come here. 5 y/o: What? Me: Why'd you put toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror? 5 y/o: Wasn't me ๐Ÿ™„ Me: Mhm, you scribbled your name.

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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
Yaz doing what he does best instagram.com/p/BMKfr0xj0RX0โ€ฆ
29 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yaz doing what he does best โšฝ๏ธ https://t.co/MeQ4jcWyS8
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
How many cups of coffee do you drink a day?
26 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote How many cups of coffee do you drink a day? โ˜•๏ธ
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
My wife was distraught last night because she didn't have cream for her coffee, so I snuck out early this morning
18 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My wife was distraught last night because she didn't have cream for her coffee, so I snuck out early this morning ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/kK3tqbuWh1
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
When someone goes for the last slice of pizza
08 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote When someone goes for the last slice of pizza ๐Ÿ• https://t.co/cQbzXPvPTH
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
You know how ppl use a laser pointer to mess with their cat? My 6 yr old nephew is doing that to my 1 yr old niece
Retweet of status by @JibbyD
05 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote You know how ppl use a laser pointer to mess with their cat? My 6 yr old nephew is doing that to my 1 yr old niece ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
I actually had this fear when I was 10. I'd always keep my eyes open under water just in case
05 Oct 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I actually had this fear when I was 10. I'd always keep my eyes open under water just in case ๐Ÿ‘€ https://t.co/cWkpgFUZWZ
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BonsaiSky
Nader Azzam @BonsaiSky
I love how glasses look on most people. The nerdy look is cool
28 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I love how glasses look on most people. The nerdy look is cool ๐Ÿค“
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27 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote want ๐Ÿค“ https://t.co/srC4sN0JdZ
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
Sent an instant message to someone a few feet away at work and they write 'LOL'.

Lies, ALL LIES
19 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sent an instant message to someone a few feet away at work and they write 'LOL'. Lies, ALL LIES ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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BonsaiSky
Nader @BonsaiSky
Doesn't matter what time I set my alarm, I always wake up at the same time
Retweet of status by @palimexi248
20 Sep 16 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doesn't matter what time I set my alarm, I always wake up at the same time ๐Ÿ˜’

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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