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Samarpita Sharma
@BookLuster
Three people on my TL post lifted lines as tweets to sound very smart & sorted. But, the rest of their (original) tweets give them away.
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Samarpita Sharma
@BookLuster
Been a year since the Roma Makkar - Bloodshot Ink episode
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Samarpita Sharma
@BookLuster
Done pic.twitter.com/zDm0PLj5Op
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Samarpita Sharma
@BookLuster
Yaar I understand puja waale din no non-veg. But no pyaaz also!
Samarpita Sharma
@BookLuster
Parents please teach your kids to cover their mouths when they cough. Spreading germs is uncool and you should know that as a grownup.
Samarpita M Sharma
@BookLuster
Jis din dimaag ghooma, will write biography, call it fiction and get it published. All negative characters will have real life names.
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Samarpita M Sharma
@BookLuster
Realised BJP is not using the term Presstitutes any longer
Oh Wait!
Everyone is reporting for the BJP now.
That makes them Nationalists
Oh Wait!
Everyone is reporting for the BJP now.
That makes them Nationalists
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Samarpita M Sharma
@BookLuster
One of the best features of the iPhone 7 is that you can use it on an airplane.
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Mukherjee.
@BookLuster
Indian: You did terrorist attack?
Pakistani: No
I: We did #SurgicalStrike
P: No
I: BC, Auto wale ke khandaan se ho Kya?
Pakistani: No
I: We did #SurgicalStrike
P: No
I: BC, Auto wale ke khandaan se ho Kya?
Retweet of status by @ChickenBiryanii
Mukherjee.
@BookLuster
@VeiledDesires_ i dreamt of @appadappajappa and you. we were 'chilling' at chaos theory and then we went to mocha
Mukherjee.
@BookLuster
Our media is showing Soldiers' funerals. World media is showing Brad-Angelina divorce and our strategy is to isolate Pak internationally.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
