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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
Do moms know that they don’t have to respond “ok” to everything. Not all texts warrant a response.
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
Celebrating 3 days since I had a dick in my mouth
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
finding out that the keyboard shortcut for this emoji is “please sir” ruined my day
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
When both your husband and your boyfriend give you the cold shoulder, maybe it's time for a girlfriend?
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
I almost choked on my food laughing. So cute! pic.twitter.com/SHIr9wk0tb
Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
Being a night owl and a chronic early riser are not a good mix.
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
We really need to tell women not to put garlic in their pussy now...I just...wow.
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
Plot Twist; I'm an axe murderer.
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Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
I know it’s almost 11PM...but I deserve macaroni and cheese.
Queen Twat
@BossaNovaaa
@green_eyed_doll @ObscureGent You’re so beautiful my friend!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
