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Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
I have zero motivation today, I just wanna be in my bed.
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Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
MY BROTHER PASSED LEVEL ONE OF HIS SOMMELIER TEST & I CANT STOP CRYING. PROUD SISTER MOMENT.
Retweet of status by @deeteso21
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Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
I got all of 45 minutes of sleep last night. Weβll see how today turns out
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
Explain to me how the earlier I leave for work, the longer it takes to get there
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
Do you ever get drunk & realize "if I was like this all the time, my life would be 1,000 times better"
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
So, @ghernan89 @deeteso21 and @PriscillaM3JIA were all in Chicago at the same time today the world is not so small
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
wow today has just been fucking fantastic
Retweet of status by @screamkaitlynnn
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Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
I literally blacked for thirty seconds and was like "NOPE. YOU'RE HUNGRY. Get tf up and get you some food you sexy ass mother fucker "
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
You guys, what the fuck is a βpostseasonβ
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
Think if I cry and say βThis is the first Mothers Day being away from my mom.β Iβd get free Mothers Day brunch
Brandon Gorst
@BranDopeAF
Yo I fucking love Mike Posner
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
