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@hannahpoffxo @OwlFWGKTA Didn't even get a dollar for it
Like extra insulting!
Jfc she even asked and was told "n… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

I've got a job interview lawd y'all, I am in need of all the good vibes. A girl's gotta work.

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@om_eye_goodness @wild_and_new He probably thinks Taylor Swift is an extremist.

Him: I'm leaving you

Me: is it because I constantly misquote Shakespeare?

Him: you compared me to a Summer's Eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Her- Name 1 thing you wanna try in the bedroom.

Me- Getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

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BroTip

She should really like you for who you are LONG before things get to the dick viewing stage.

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@french_tone Hahahahahahahaha... all Gary’s are thick as fuck.. Oh ang on a sec

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Inadvertently stepped in some Political Twitter today if you're wondering what that smell is.

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*