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HR from some job I applied to: *rejects me*
Me: whatever it was a dare anyways ugly bitch
Me: whatever it was a dare anyways ugly bitch
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Semester students be like: midterms
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@BrandonAguilar
"Why don't you find someone else to go with you guys?"
We can't. We don't have any friends.
"Oh that's not bueno."
We can't. We don't have any friends.
"Oh that's not bueno."
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@BrandonAguilar
might fuck around and get my life together
Retweet of status by @alrightlaur
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@BrandonAguilar
If someone could shank me, that'd be pretty top ramen.
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Fuck me.
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Set my alarm for 9pm instead of am and missed 2 clicker questions. Why does my life continue to suck dick?
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@Pheeeeeela Did you think the reason I got dumped was bc of Filipino food or?
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@BrandonAguilar
The cosmos are responsible for my shitty personality, ok! There are four planets in Gatorade!!!!! Leave me or love me
Retweet of status by @djgulabjammin
pepperoni playboy
@BrandonAguilar
IIIIIIIIIIII'M THE MAN THAT WILL FIND YOUU
pepperoni playboy
@BrandonAguilar
If my dog bites someone, I'll have to put them down. Sorry man, my dog doesn't like you.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
